CAMPING

 

CAMPING…. WE DO IT EVERY YEAR, CAN YOU SEE ME CAMPING ?

THE ONLY CAMPING I DO IS IN A 6 BEDROOM RV. BESIDES,

I SAY CAMPING IS GOD’S WAY OF FEEDING THE MOSQUITOES !

EACH YEAR WE SPEND A WEEKEND IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS……… WELL SORT OF. CINDY AND I WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE’S DRUNK ENOUGH AND WE WALK TO THE CLOSEST HOTEL TO SPEND THE NIGHT. IT’S OUR BIG SECRET BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY SECRETLY KNOW OUR TRICK

LAST YEAR IN THE HOTEL WE WENT TO THEY HAD DRAG-QUEENS STRIPPING ON A POLE AND ALL. I’M LUCKY NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A GREAT HUSBAND – ( JUST AN IMPRESSION PEOPLE !) MY LAST HUBBY WAS A COMPLETE IDIOT, THE GUY WOULD WATCH FISHING SHOWS AND PAY ATTENTION…. HE ONCE ASKED ME, “ WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY’LL DO NEXT ON THE SHOW ?” I SAID “ THEIR PROBABLY GOING TO CATCH A FISH AND THEN LET IT GO, YOU RECKON ? “ HE ASKED ME IF I’D SEEN IT BEFORE BECAUSE IF I DID HE DIDN’T WANT ME TO TELL HIM WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN !

 

BUT HE WASN’T A DECENT PERSON SO I’M GUILT FREE @ DESCRIBING THE IDIOT. HE WAS A SUB LITERAL FOOL WITH VIOLENT TENDENCIES. WAIT MORE THINGS ARE COMING TO ME… ( HE WAS A KNUCKLE DRAGGING, COUSIN FUCKING, DOG BREATH, MOMMY’S BOY, TRAILER DWELLING, BRAIN-DEAD BUGGER FARM OF THE BAYOU. SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO PAY YOUR DUES IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE WHAT’S IMPORTANT IN LIFE !

I KNEW IT WASN’T GOING TO WORK, ’CAUSE I USE TO INTRODUCE HIM TO MY FRIENDS AS MY CURRANT BOYFRIEND JUST TO SEE THE IMPRESSION ON HIS FACE…………

“ WELL WAIT A MINUTE…………. AHHH SHIT NOW I HAVE A HEADACHE “ I ONCE ASKED HIM WHY THE CD OF MY FAIR LADY ALWAYS BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYE’S ? AND HE SAID : (DO YOU THINK IT’S THE LOST OF THE BANJO !)

 

OKAY SO BACK TO THE CAMPING….. WHAT WE DO WHEN IT’S DARK AND PEOPLE START PASSING OUT FROM THE BOOZE OR WHATEVER – WE TELL THEM WE’RE GOING TO TAKE A WALK, AND WE BOOK INTO THE HOTEL AND TRY TO GET BACK TO THE CAMPING SITE BEFORE THEY WAKE UP, IF WE ARRIVE LATE WE JUST REPEAT WE WERE OUT WALKING….. BUT PLEASE CAN YOU PICTURE ME SLEEPING ON THE GROUND AND WONDERING IF A BEAR’S GOING TO COME TRHU THE TENT AND EAT US ALIVE.          AND IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE TO GO CAMPING HE WOULDN’T OF MADE BEDS…..

AN ORIGINAL PIECE BY : GUY D. BREAU

 

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2 Responses to CAMPING

  1. PARISE says:

    I WAS TOLD ABOUT THAT… LOL THAT\’S HILARIOUS.

  2. Pierre says:

    Yah a riot… lol

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